Adnan's delusional

Adnan thinks he's still dating Britney

Even though a restraining order was taken out against him last week, paparazzo/scumbag Adnan Ghalib maintains that he is still dating Britney Spears. No word on how he gets around that tricky little thing about having to stay 250 feet away from her. According to Heat magazine, Adnan was overheard telling a friend:

"I still love Britney. I'm her boyfriend. Britney has a beautiful soul. We share something really special. The truth about us will come out eventually, but it's not for me to talk about. I love her." (Source)

Adnan's right. The truth about them will "come out eventually" . . . when Adnan's short on cash and needs to release their sex tape for rent money. If Adnan considers following around and taking pictures of a chick that has a restraining order against him his girlfriend, then by that logic I'm dating Adriana Lima, Marissa Miller, and my "uptight" next door neighbor.

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gg

I'd love to stick him with that crazy Suleyman chick. They were made for each other.

JS

She needs to hire some Israeli para militants to keep that thing away from her.

IamLegend_2000

sure he loves (and stalks) her big wadded with money fish smely Vajaja...I would too for a few million in cold hard get the #$%@^%$& outta here cash...