WTF?

Megan Fox and Zac Efron at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills (1/11)

WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?

After arriving at the Golden Globe Awards without fiancé Brian Austin Green, rising star Megan Fox shocked onlookers when she admitted, "He doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego... I don't think he cares."

In the Feb. 2 issue of Star, on sale now, we report that Brian's loss was Zac Efron's gain that night as Megan turned her attention toward the High School Musical hunk — even with his HSM costar/girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, by his side.

"The spark between Zac and Megan was obvious to anyone there," says the eyewitness, who watched the sparks fly between the sexy duo at a Globes afterparty at West Hollywood's Sunset Tower Hotel on Jan. 11. "There were times when they seemed lost in conversation together, while Vanessa stood by like a sulking little girl. Vanessa is lovely, but Megan is considered one of the hottest women on the planet." (Source)

I'd love to have heard the conversation these two were "lost in." I'm thinking it went something like this:

MEGAN: What type of foundation do you use?
ZAC: MAC, of course!
MEGAN: Oh, my, god! Me too! I love it. And your eyeliner. Is it --
ZAC: CoverGirl by L'Oreal? You know it. I love your jeans by the way. Can I try them on later?
MEGAN: Well, I'm a size zero so . . .
ZAC: Oh my god! Me too!
MEGAN: Awesome! We're going to be BFFs forever!
ZAC: And ever!!!

*SQUEALING*

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]

Bunsen Honeydew

Which one is Megan and which one is Zac?

Vanessa

I want that bitch to know that I am Zac's beard and she isn't.

She'd better watch it or I'll scratch her fucking eyes out.

nomidicus

LOL Cowbulls! I hear that man. Zac, sorry bro but you better stick with Vanessa. He should be happy with Vanessa, she's quite the hottie. But Megan Fox is in a whole different class. Brian Austin Green has seriously lost his fucking mind.

cowbulls

Clark Gable had a line in “Gone with the Wind” about Scarlett needing to be kissed and kissed often and by a man that knows how to do it or something like that. The 2009 version of that is Megan needs to be taken sexually, etc. Zac doesn’t seem to be up to the task. The line for volunteers starts behind me.