Pink riding her motorcycle in L.A. (11/19/08)

Pink and Wilmer Valderrama ran into each other at an Ultimate Fighting event in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. A few hours later, they probably had sex. *shudders* A friend of Valderrama's told the National Enquirer:

"Wilmer was in the floor seats when Pink came in with a bodyguard and sat behind him. It was obvious she'd started her partying earlier because when a photographer asked him to take her picture, she told him, 'No, I'm too drunk!'"

The blonde-again Grammy winner flirted with Wilmer through the entire fight card - and he two walked out hand-in-hand, said the source. They headed for an after-party at LAX, where they settled into a VIP table onstage and tossed back shots of Patron tequila followed by drinking Duckhorn Merlot.

"Pink and Wilmer were definitely feeling no pain, and they got very touchy-feely," according to an eyewitness. (Print Edition - 1/19)

I have so many questions after reading this. "Who did who?", "What was Wilmer Valderama doing with floor seats?", and "If Pink stood on Wilmer's shoulders would they finally meet the height requirement for a rollercoaster?" Even more amazing: Pink had time to drink, hook up with Wilmer, and party all AFTER defending her UFC Welterweight belt earlier in the evening. What a warrior.

[Flynet]