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Jamie Lynn Spears in L.A. in 2007

So that whole thing about Jamie Lynn Spears' fiancé Casey Aldridge cheating on her? Not that big a deal. Wedding plans are on. From MSNBC:

Despite reports that Jamie Lynn Spears' relationship with fiancé Casey Aldridge has been strained as of late, the couple is moving ahead with wedding plans, according In Touch Weekly. Specifically, Spears has chosen a Monique Lhuillier gown, ordered invitations and chosen a three-tiered chocolate cake for her big day. Spears and Aldridge's daughter, Maddie, is 7 months old; no firm date for the wedding has been set. (Source)

A Monique Lhuillier gown and a three-tiered chocolate cake? What the article fails to mention is that the cake comes topped with coons' tails and Jamie Lynn's gown will have Coors Light cans dragging behind it. Also, all the invitations will be written in crayon on Walmart receipts, the reception will be BYOM (Bring Your Own Mullet), the guest with the biggest wad of chew will win a date with his/her sibling, and instead of throwing rice, guests will be encouraged to throw their teeth.

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Jimmy Fedoosha

It looks like Jamie is losing her big ol' "I'm nursing my baybay, y'all!" breasts. It's a shame, as they were her only desirable feature. And the three-tiered chocolate cake is probably better than the three-tiered plate of "Little Debbies" that Jamie really wanted to serve at the weddin'. "Get out the shotguns - Jamie's gettin' hitched!!"

deka@thatshideous.com

bad idea!!

never get married because of a kid

they'll be divorced in less than 5 years

Will

Yes, now Casey can K-fed every dime out of her when they divorce.

barneyjunior

why does her kid not get an icecream ?

CN

She has it backwards, you're supposed to get married first then... Damn teenagers when will they learn

Shenanighans

If she was doing that in the first place maybe she wouldnt have gotten pregnant.

8 inches

And she'd be married by now!