Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel at the Viper Room in L.A. (11/23)

You know that ugly chick that Tila Tequila always hangs out with that may or may not be her girlfriend? Her name is Courtenay Semel and she is a violent lesbian. From the New York Post:
Casey Johnson - the madcap Band-Aid heiress whose father, Woody Johnson, owns the Jets - is said to be wearing her hair in a short, butch style following a vicious catfight with her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel. "Casey had a fight one night with her current girlfriend," heavily tattooed Lisa Marie Alvarez, a Los Angeles source, told Page Six. "Casey went to Courtenay's house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized." Casey's mother, Sale Johnson, reportedly flew to LA and consulted with lawyer Robert Shapiro. (Source)
Thank god lesbians can't have kids together. Can you imagine that little troll Tila knocking up Courtenay? During the delivery, I think the obstetrician
would either try to push the baby back in or just pass out.

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Dang, that Courtenay looks like she could beat the s--- out of anyone that messes with her or her girlfriend!

Look at the chin on Tila - damn it's ugly. And Courtenay Semel is just ugleeeee all over.

Knock some of the sperm off of Tila and you're left with some scuzzy hair extensions.

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