Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)

This whole Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston story simply will not die. Last year, Angelina told the New York Times that Brad and her fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005 -- when he was still married to Jennifer. Shortly after the revelation, in an interview with Vogue, Jennifer said Angelina was "uncool." Now Brad Pitt is telling W magazine oh god who cares please shut up.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.” (Source)

You know why I respect gangmembers? Because when one steals another's husband, they don't bitch and whine about it to the press. They just shoot each other. Why can't celebrities be more like gangmembers? Tell me you wouldn't love to wake up to a story about Jennifer Aniston busting a cap in the side of Angelina Jolie's Range Rover. That would be so fucking awesome.

[BauerGriffinOnline, WENN]