Jessica Alba and her mom Catherine in Beverly Hills (1/6)

You know how most women end up looking like their mom? Well I'm pretty sure if Cash Warren left now, he could be deep into Mexico by sundown. "I look like Cash who? Umm, my name's Juan."

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  • Herman Bumfudle

    what. what did i do this time? so i'm a black guy with a "harry potter" family crest. trust me, its no big deal.

  • jablowme

    her mom looks like she could knock all of the dicks out of Perez's mouth. Yeah, she does look like Kathy Griffin's fatter, bitchier sister.

  • Mylowe Wooley

    It's no wonder that Jessica doesn't like to smile - she has seen the future and it is not pretty. That woman is a pee-eye-gee PIG!

  • deka@thatshideous.com

    they both have the same miserable face

  • 8 inches

    My God, it's like looking into the future with a crystal ball...if the crystal was made of delicious sucrose and the ball was made of donut holes.

  • Litsa

    It's only a matter of time. That is just reality.

  • dtb

    There's no way that is her mom.

  • wolf5150

    Don't fall for that shit,you guys,she will eventually balloon up just like her mom.Why

    do these Hollywood types have to marry everything they fuck anyway? Let me explain a little technique called "nut and bolt."

  • Nomidicus

    Not to ruin the hilarity of your commentary, but I think you're clearly overlooking just how FINE Jessica is. I mean she easily has what, five? six? years before she starts heading downhill?... And that's worst case scenario. How many more times you think Cash can tap that gorgeous ass between now and then? Seems like a fair trade off to me to be honest. I mean when's the last time I fucked a chic as fine as Jessica Alba? Um, well, let me think... NOT NEVER!

  • Anonymous

    Not never? i guess that means ever... you need a lesson in double negatives if you want to insult someone

  • ahhh hahaha

    it would be like turning down Adriana Lima b/c her mom is 30 lbs "overweight"....someone else might be that stupid, but I'd take that chance, every night till my dick fell off


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