Paris scored an athlete

Paris Hilton leaving Apple nightclub in Hollywood last night

Paris Hilton scored herself a pro athlete, ridiculously-overpaid ($18 million/year; 5.15 ERA last year) San Francisco Giants' pitcher Barry Zito. From People:

New couple alert! Paris Hilton was all over San Francisco Giants' baseball star Barry Zito at the grand opening of MyHouse, a new Hollywood nightspot. Whether it was drinking, hugging, whispering, laughing or holding hands, the two were focused only on each other - and Hilton looked really happy, a clubgoer tells us. The heiress flitted from table to table, chatting with fellow revelers like Tyson Beckford and Kim Kardashian, though she never left Zito's side for too long. (Source)

"Did Paris wear those crotchless panties that she used to always wear when she was with me?" - the question Barry Zito is going to hear roughly 900 times from opposing players next year.

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Fred 12

She looks like the Martian Hooker in Mars Attacks !

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Dave

as a san francisco giants fan, the team barry zito plays for...i can only hope that she gives him something so severe that he never plays baseball again...im out

Limpy Dan

I would wear that dress on acid..

Bob

My god! That nose always gives me the creeps!

jeezlouise

Clowntastic

Tee-Hee

Well, we can add Barry Zito to the list of known people with Herpes now.

Seriously, how can guys still stick their dicks in this chick knowing she has the Herp? I just don't get it.

UgliestGuy

PC World today reported that Paris official website is serving a trojan. Beware!!