Paris Hilton at Bondi Beach in Sydney (12/31)

During her New Year's trip to Australia, Paris Hilton lost her camera filled with "hundreds of personal photographs" . . . which in Paris-speak means "pictures of her tits." From the Melbourne Herald Sun:

Hilton misplaced the camera at the Bongo Virus party at Trademark nightclub in Sydney on New Year's Eve.

"She lost it in the chaos. It must have fallen out of her bag," Bongo Virus publicist Karen Griffin said. "She is disappointed as it has her personal photos of her visit on it. They are happy snaps and there are also some pictures from her trip to the snow before she came to Australia. It is the camera she had with her when she was on Bondi Beach." (Source)

Paris better find this camera quickly before her pictures are downloaded onto the web. I don't think the internet has enough firewall protections to handle that many viruses at once -- she may cause the whole thing to crash . . . wait a minute . . . that means no more free porn. SO HELP ME GOD PARIS IF YOU MESS WITH MY FREE PORN!

[BauerGriffinOnline]