Paris fired her BFF

Brittany Flickinger leaving My House nightclub in Hollywood (1/23)

Paris Hilton has officially fired her new best friend Brittany Flickinger. Casting has already started for season two of MTV's Paris Hilton's My New BFF. The winner gets to become Paris' new unpaid assistant for a month or two (a source told Page Six that's basically how Paris treated Brittany). From the casting site:

"Paris Hilton's My New BFF is back for part deux.

The Heiress to American Royalty extends her most exclusive invitation to expand her A-List Clique.

Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own.

Now that's hot! Paris is granting the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or "fabulous" guy who has what it takes to join Paris Hilton's inner circle. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!

Doron Ofir Casting is enlisting only the "Hottest Bitches" and the most "Fabulously Fierce Guys" who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

TTYS!"

You don't need to have a longing to get into posh nightclubs or have an inner desire to travel the world to be Paris' new best friend. You just need to know how to apply topical ointments. Brittany should consider herself extremely lucky that she's getting out of this gig without having to register with the CDC. Also extremely lucky? The next 75 guys Brittany has unprotected sex with.

[Pacific Coast News]

Катька

Круто !!! Бритни воше супер девчонка!!! И конечно же Парис тоже!!!!

illwillym

I woulda booted her ass too!!! C'mon she lookx like Theodore from the Chipmunks. She's a looser forget about Boogerfinger. She's snot on Paris's tissue. She had no goals and her passion was to be something she wasnt! C'mon? And how long did it take her stylist to tape them bags of sourkraut to her chest? Ain't no sense of chasing a rainbow if the pot of gold is EMPTY! AND Paris see's that. It's a shame you and Boogerklinger are gett'n in the same cab wit no tissue's!! Go to school and leave your gerbal at home in the cage were it belongs!!

AdVoCaTe ThE UnDer-dawg!!! illwillym

k

How does Paris get all these tv gigs? How does her cocaine problem not get in the way?

Frank

OK, so will they rename the show "My New BF1S"?

That's "Best Friend for 1 Season" if ya didn't get it.

MTV. Now what was the "M" for anyway, mediocrity?

Mindy

No kidding. Paris is nasty. What kind of person would even line up to be in her shadow unless they themselves are losers to. Get a look at her feet and hands. Can we say drug problem or eating disorder ?

Rekrul

The sad part is that even after seeing how Parasite dropped her supposed "BFF" and how little she actually cared for her, people will still line up to be on the second season.

STFU

Can someone please just send Paris back to jail?!? She is beginning to look like leatherface. It wont be long before she starts slaughtering people for attention.

hotlegs

that Brittney chick is hot, Paris is getting uglier by the minute... poor little ugly Paris

ilikethickchix

damn, i cant wait to see brittney naked. come on, you all KNOW its gonna happen, right? i just am the only one who will say it.

gonna be an award winning vagina, i bet you.

Jala

I don't think it's fair to call either one of them hot. Brittney is positively disgusting- she always looks like she just fell out of bed, and not in a sexy way. Plus her personality was horrid.

rob

I agree, Brittney is way hotter

ahhh hahaha

who didn't see this coming?

Brit "fingerlicking" Flickinger was/is WAY hotter than Paris ever dreamed of being! She can't compete with the "help" now can see??? After all, she was born with the RIGHT to be famous/hot!