Lindsay Lohan out and about in Los Feliz (1/2)

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are friends again. The two had been fighting for the last few years over something. I don't know, probably a guy. The feud escalated in 2006 when Hilton -- 25-years-old at the time mind you -- referred to Lindsay as a "firecrotch." But I guess it's all good now. Paris told Glamour:

"We're fine now. I think she's really changed. I saw her a month ago and she was really sweet and seemed really happy and we're all adults now. Actually I've just decided not to fight with anyone because it's really not worth it." (Source)

I see what's going on here. Now that Lindsay's switched teams, Paris wants to tap that ass. Lindsay may get all the headlines but don't forget that Paris is bi, too. Remember her makeout session with Elisha Cuthbert and Kristin Cavallari or those rumors about her and Britney Spears getting it on? She's probably had her eye on that dyke Lindsay for some time now. Holy shit, could you imagine if these two combined their powers and started dating? I could see the headlines now: SLUTZILLA DESTROYS HALF OF HOLLYWOOD! THOUSANDS REPORT BURNING SENSATION WHEN THEY PEE! GOVERNOR DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY!

[Flynet]