Paris Hilton and Kid Rock leaving Crown Bar in West Hollywood (1/7)

Remember when Kid Rock hooked-up with Paris Hilton back in 2007? Well apparently he didn't learn his lesson because he helped himself to seconds earlier this month in Hollywood. From the National Enquirer:
Kid Rock was at Crown Bar in L.A. on Jan. 7 - and had his eyes on Paris Hilton! The rocker and socialite flirted and whispered to each other all night. At one point Paris threw her dress above her head, exposing her thong as she danced. Kid lifted his drink and toasted her. (Print Edition - 1/26)
Of course the most shocking thing about this story is that Paris was actually wearing underwear. Also shocking: the other people in the bar didn't succumb to exposure. Those people should be thanking God they're alive today. Because frankly, there's only one thing you can do in a nightclub that's more dangerous than seeing Paris Hilton raise her dress above her head: attend a Great White concert.

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  • thenormalone

    Paris was drinking absinthe at the Sundance Festival...maybe she's always been a lil' crazy

  • Marvo

    Hell, I'd drink it too if I could swap STDs with Paris. Ha. awesome

  • Brett

    anybody heard of le tourment vert absinthe? yea all them celebrities drink it. Thats why they crazy haha

  • Christine

    Not one picute of the both of them together here. That's odd.

  • hugh g rection

    OMG two cunts in the same news article???What has the world come

    On one hand. here is a has been singer and a piece of shit whos only claim to fame is he was popular for a short while. (90 minutes)

    And on the other hand, here is a very attractive woman whos only claim to fame is that her family has money.

    So on that basis is that her life and opinion actually mean something, fuck me.

  • ugh

    Also,

    This is a match made in heaven.

    I hope for all the unborn babys of the universe's sake that she is sterile.

  • ugh

    Paris is the only celebrity who actually physically makes me feel sick whenever I see her - TRUE STORY.

    how can she live with herself? She's so fucking gross in just about every way possible!

  • Anonymous

    from Pammy the Hep to Paris the Herp...*classy!*

  • montana mike

    come on kid-i know you've gone through half of hollywood, but this time i think you should keep it in your pants, because that nasty shit she has will make your dick fall off--otherwise i ain't mad at ya

  • paris SUCKS

    I'm not surprised that paris is still acting like a whore who has to bang 15 guys or her pimp will beat her. What surprises me is that she's still alive. If she were my relative, and her empty headed media whoring & embarrassing the family name was responsible for me losing 97% of my inheritance, I'd kill her. I'm actually surprised that her family members haven't gotten together & beaten her to death yet...

  • tilda

    That's "STDs" (no apostrophe; it's just plural).

    And this story is so fake; there's not one pic where they're in the same one. Could have at least attempted to PhotoLop it to appear "real."

  • DEE CEE

    Battle of the STD's took place and a new super super Trendy Elite Superior STD was born. Will they be co-named for the new disease species? Gotta catch them all!?

    Warning! The clinical slides contain graphic images of the symptoms of sexually transmitted disease and are not appropriate for all audiences.

  • masoud

    helloooooooooooo


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