Nick has to ask Mariah permission to talk to his friends

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey in Aspen (12/24)

Do you think Mariah Carey realizes Nick Cannon is actually her husband and not just an assistant she's having an affair with? I say no. From the National Enquirer:

When Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon topped by the AXE Fix Club on Jan. 17, Nick had to ask permission to say hello to his good friend, DJ Steve Aoki, up in the DJ booth! (Print Edition - 2/2)

Sounds like Nick's more whipped than Jesus.* For me to be as infatuated with a woman as apparently Nick is with Mariah, she'd have to posses three distinct qualities: 1. Have a soft serve ice cream dispenser mounted on her forehead, 2. Poop lottery tickets, and 3. Be a mute. Of course we all know the real reason why Nick would never even think of leaving Mariah: ~~her looks~~ ~~her money~~ she's stronger than he is.

*Too soon?

[Flynet]

Ylang

OOps fax?? I meant to say FIX!! Typing in dark no good! Soz. The marriage is a fix! It came out days after the LESBIAN scandal she was caught up in with DA BRAT, plus she is quite manly...you have to admit. All this said, i like her a lot and think her talent is undeniable. Go Mariah!

Ylang

Its a fax! The whole marriage is a scam. they are BOTH gay! The marriage is a disaster idea with the age gap the different backgrounds and the fact that neither of them have the balls to come out of the closet! For God's sake, we'd still buy her records if she was gay but she just loves the "sex-kitten" status as it keeps her safe! if she is not gay then she definitely prefers women to men and she is therefore bi. Nick? who is he and do we really care? NO.

Marla

Nick is doing something right.......Mariah looks much better since the marriage !

Kathy B

I don't buy it

I think people wanna see them fail.

If people paid more attention to their own marriages instead of others maybe the divorce rate wouldn't be @ the 50% that it is now.

Besides all the comments are by a bunch of 12 yr old boys.

Don't your parents supervise you all?

Besides people wanna make it like hes gonna be 19 instead of 29. He's a grown man.

Che

Exactly. It's ridiculous and so not true. Also why in the hell do people act like he's some broke schelp she just picked up off the street. They didn't trash that Mark Sudack who was alleged to be her boyfriend for years even though when she met him he was a house photographer and then he became her co-exec. producer. At least Nick had and has his own money and career long before they married and continues to stay on his grind even if the media doesn't acknowlege it.

Jacob Guay

lmao Good one, Carlos. I'm surprised this hag isn't showing her twins in this shot. It's all she's got. Nick's a sap who gets what he deserves; he's neutered. :-)

Carlos

I feel for ya, Nick. I hated it when my mom banned certain friends, too.