Mini-Me on The Surreal Life 4 in 2005
Playboy bunnies, not bunny rabbits. Though him nailing three rabbits somehow seems less disturbing. The pint size star told News of the World:
[WENN]
Playboy bunnies, not bunny rabbits. Though him nailing three rabbits somehow seems less disturbing. The pint size star told News of the World:
"I LOVE the mansion and have had some of the best nights of my life behind its walls. Every man dreams of getting an invite just so he can go to the grotto. I've been so many times and it never loses its appeal—but why would it? It's full of gorgeous naked women!" Describing the orgy, he went on: "I had the best night of my life and lived out most men's fantasies. I didn't just pleasure one Playboy Bunny, I pleasured three. And it doesn't get much better than that. I watched while they touched each other, then me and my friend joined in . . . There is nothing worse for a girl than being with a boy who doesn't know what he is doing in the bedroom. But I know exactly how to make a woman feel like a woman. I know the spot, and I've got plenty of inches where it matters. I know what women want and it's me." (Source)There's a good reason why Verne's so cocky about his woodmember -- a couple of inches on him looks like a couple of feet on other men. Truthfully, I'm actually quite jealous of all the good times he's had at the mansion. Something I have that probably makes Verne jealous: my uncanny ability to not be confused with an unborn fetus.
This is so hard, I want to laugh but I'm trying not to puke.
I think I'm speaking for all women when I say I'd rather hump a brick wall before I "enjoyed" the pleasures Vern has to offer.
Is it my imagination or is Mini-Me sitting on a baby changing station?
Unless he stuck his whole body in there, I'm sure that the three bunnies he allegedly bagged didn't even know they were having sex.
He should stop drinking-stat!