Bai Ling at the HBO Golden Globes afterparty at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/11)

It's official. Bai Ling has hooked up with every male in Hollywood except the kid that plays Charlie Sheen's nephew on Two and a Half Men. From the New York Post:

Mickey Rourke is already reaping the benefits of his comeback. The star of "The Wrestler" was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night with Sean Penn and his long-suffering wife, Robin Wright Penn, when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling. Rourke was only too happy to oblige the Chinese-born actress and the two "made out and partied pretty hard." (Source)

I'd hardly say Mickey Rourke was "reaping the benefits of his comeback" by hooking up with Bai Ling. It's more like he was solidifying his fall from relevance. The only people that hook up with that whacked-out chick are washed-up actors and dudes that like three-inch-long nipples.* Pretty much the only way Mickey could have done worse is if he'd hooked up with a chick that looked exactly like him. Luckily for Mickey, last call at the burn unit is like 7pm.

*Me ;)