Lindsay still won't take responsibility

Lindsay Lohan still won't take responsibility for her DUI

Turns out Lindsay Lohan's DUI back in May 2007 (the one where she hit a tree), wasn't actually her fault. It was the paparazzi's. I think we all owe her a big apology. From an interview conducted by Lauren Hutton for Interview magazine:

Lindsay Lohan: ... You know, my car accident that I got into, where I got my first charge, I wouldn't have been speeding up like I was if I didn't have people shoving cameras in my windows.

Lauren Hutton: You were running away?

LL: Yeah, I was. I was running away from the paparazzi.

LH: Who wouldn't be running away? It's scary.

LL: Especially late at night, when you're trying to turn a corner, and then somebody else is speeding up alongside you. So, you know, it's okay for someone to chase me and then try to cut me off so I ram my car into a tree . . . I mean, I know this guy was trying to do his job, but his "job" almost landed me half-dead. (Source)

Apparently Lindsay forgot the fact that she was drunk, had coke in her bloodstream, and was driving like a maniac when she had her accident. Something else she seems to have forgotten that night: SHE WAS FUCKING DRUNK. I know I just repeated myself but I really wanted to drive the point home how stupid Lindsay is. I mean, did she really think we'd forget about that night? Bitch hit a tree and then ran from the scene. Why stop at the paparazzi? Why not blame city planners for putting a tree that close to a road? Or the police. Gosh, they always seem to unfairly target celebrities who drive drunk and high on cocaine. It's just not fair! You can't pass all of the blame on Lindsay though. There are plenty of other celebrities that have selective memory too. Like K-Fed, Britney, and Jamie Lynn -- when they "select" not to remember what birth control is.

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Mylowe Wooley

She is just a whining little talentless asshole. GO AWAY!

wolf5150

If that would have been me driving drunk,snorting coke and bringing some coke into jail with me,not only would they NOT have let me go the next day,after they threw me a serious beating ,I would still be in jail!

P.S. Yes, that was a run-on sentence for all you grammar mavens.

SNS

Ok so she was drunk, stoned and DUI and thas totally her fault..

...so that means it still ok for the paps to still be chasing her in cars?

Alan

Zach, I don't know how long it takes you to type and read, but it doesn't take me "all day" to read this article and type a comment.

And yes, as someone who doesn't drive drunk, do coke, or suck every cock I see, I am the one to be judging Lohan.

Anon

Zach, you just did the same thing that you're haraguing everyone for, you asstard.

zach

not trying to take lohans side or anything but honestly u people are just as lame as you say lohan's interview is. if all you do all day is sit her a comment on stories like this...then really are you one to be judging lohan? nope, i didnt think so.

Just Saying

We are a bit snarky on Celebslam, dood.

Laura

Thanks for your thoughtful response, Ali Lohan! Ali, might I suggest you spend a little more time in English comp class and a little less time setting up Google Alerts to defend your sister's honor?

gin

Someone needs a f'n reality check.

She's definitely still coked up, she's skinny and gaunt like a coke head.

Jami

Pinkey, I'm not sure Hohan knows what black people are- colored people, however, is a different story.

Pinkey

At least she didn't blame the black people. Did she?

Nick

That was the second one

Nick

Editor

Celebslam.com

also,

Correct me if I am wrong - but

1 - half dead? enough so that she left the scene and then was released from the hospital that day?

2 - there are NO PICS of her in the car that night, or her running from the car after the crash, so, it's not only a poor excuse, it's a flat out lie

Nice one, Lindsers!

Jami

Haha. Perhaps I should have phased that more clearly. I didn't mean she was successful at rehab- I meant just good at always ending up in one.

Just Saying

I'm thinking that rehab thing didn't quite work out.

correction

she's not good at going to rehab, either

aw!

She's such a loser! I think she needs to melt away (with her drugs) into the sunset forever.

Jami

Incidentally, I finally was treated to the cinematic masterpiece that is "I Know Who Killed My Career" last night. Turns out Lohan's acting skills are on par with her driving skills.

Christ, is there anything this chick is good at? Other than going to rehab, I mean.

Pinkey

Does this bitch thinks she's Princess Diana now? Stop playing, Linds.