John Mayer is an idiot

Minka Kelly is teh hotness

That's Minka Kelly at the InStyle Golden Globes after-party last night. The same Minka Kelly that John Mayer used to date. He broke up with her last year to start dating Jennifer "marry me now, oh please god, marry me now" Aniston. Honestly, after seeing these pics, I wouldn't be surprised if John's penis runs away in the middle of the night tonight, never to return. Like, we'll see it on milk cartons and everything. John Mayer's penis. There it is. Have fun trying to finish your cereal with that thing burned into your mind.

truth

it was his choice, man! get your own life, and stop dissing jen

marion

i don,t see why some1 is a idiot because they choose to leave a person who that don,t want for some1 who they care about .

Debbie

Is there something wrong with all of you? A relationship is based on more than being hot. And besides Jennifer Aniston is just as hot if not hotter, especially being a little older. John Mayer may not have cared for Minka, and he does Jennifer. This reminds me of all the idiots that think it's alright for Brad Pitt to have dumped his beautiful older wife for that younger skank Angelina Jole. Brad Pitt must have loved Jennifer enough to ask her to marry him, and then he leaves her for that slut, and everyone acts like it is okay. It's not, no matter who you are.

sid

First off, who are you people? Are you best friends with John, Jen, Or Minka? What gives you the right to decide in your shallow minds that you saw a picture and know how these people should run their lives. This is rediculous.

Anonymous

I agree.

Pat

I agree Mayer is an idiot loser.

Minka is hot. Just shows Mayer is after money. That won't last. He sold out big time for big money.

Anonymous

Duh times two. He makes enough money. Perhaps he's just enjoying being a bachelor and has many pickings to choose from? Ever thought of that? Besides which, have you ever taken a good look at some of the groupies that follow these celebrities around? Some of them are hotter than many of the female celebs around.

Thomas

I'll take her over that 40 year old desperate cow any day.

That GQ thing was photoshopped. Jen is devious and whiny. Young tender stuff is better over old tuff meat any day.

Anonymous

How old are you - 2? How stupid are you - one toe still in elementary school? There are reasons that cougars have gained the notoriety that they have - like the the animal they are gorgeous, sleek, confident, passionate, in control, confident and vicious. There are many untold secrets as to why men in their twenties prefer older women rather than their peers. Guess no one let you in on that secret.

Shenanighans

Jen looks just as good as this chick and shes 40. Unfortunately id trade places with John Mayer any day. And now after saying that im going to throw myself off of the roof.

Chester

Wow!!! She's absolutely Hot!!!

Sarah

He's an idiot for lots of reasons...like that terrible song!

cowbulls

I can't judge without seeing the rest of her.

I do know that Jen seems like a giant pain in the ass and as cold as a fish. Jen is just a fling because as soon as a man gets over the ego boast of nailing her he's left with the reality that she's just not very good sexually.

drew

big boobs, but that's all. she doesn't look hot to me. Mayer took the right decission, just look at GQ.

SaucyBastard

Don't judge a book by it's cover. First off, if a douche like John Mayer breaks up with you, there must be something wrong. Secondly, she's dated Derek Jeter. Herpes anyone?

EWW

That's a cow!

Dakota

Lovely tatas. Are they store bought?