Jessica Simpson at the 24th Annual Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, FL (1/25)

Jessica Simpson's country music career isn't exactly taking off. She played at a chili cookoff in Florida yesterday. Delicious? Yes. Good for your career? No. Luckily for event organizers, since apparently Jessica doesn't care about such things as "portion control" and "exercise" anymore, they were able to pay her entirely in chili.

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  • Frenchie

    Very nice.

    For an American she looks really thin.

  • curtsylocke

    Perhaps she's preparing to play Anna Nicole in a made-for-television movie?

  • Trixie

    She looks great

  • Hmm..Thank you for your post, keep on posting similar subjects, I'll be delighted to read extra stuff you.

  • Anonymous

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    djcinchicago - For the love of any straight guys erection, I hope you mean Anne Hathaway.

  • That's a nice stuff, actually liked that. I can agree I found something related right here and I'd like to share with you.

  • cowbulls

    I would still rather have her than those skinny bag of bones with boob jobs from hollywood. My guess is she's great in the sack and anywhere else.

  • Alan

    You're nuts. Everything about this girl screams "bad lay". She looks good sometimes (not here), but I'd bet every dollar I have she just lays there.

  • hldn1977

    Well I suppose if she stuck to pop music she wouldn't get the long held secret that country music and chili cookoffs are where it's at! I'll take her, some crackers, and the first place winner in the cookoff. Preferrably in a trailer so I don't lose my appetite looking at those jeans. Is that a belt or a really primitive pulley system?

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  • guru pitka

    Jennifer Coolidge looking good!

    STIFLER'S MOM ROOOOLZ!!

  • angHoev

    It's cause she's got a boyfriend. Everyone lets themselves go when they get a boyfriend. Tony Homo.

  • Damon

    pay her in chili lolol!!

  • mike

    That chilli cook off in Fort Lauderdale is a pretty big deal. This is not some county fair production. I think Alan Jackson or Trace Atkins played it a couple of years ago

  • djcinchicago

    great pics. she is what she is. just an ordinary person with nice hair in need of some orthodontic treatment. she's not homely, but she's not all that either. The term blonde bimbo somes to mind.

    Now, Jane Hathaway, that's one to behold!

  • Skipedeedooda

    all you people are crazy..shes still smoking hot!!! Rather have some cushion than a pile of skeleton bones most of the stars are now. YUCK...Jessica is hotter then ever!! Cougarific!!

  • Litsa

    Kirstie Alley here she comes!!! MOOOOOoooo!!!

  • eggsandham

    eeewwwww fat

  • Roger

    The Chili cookup is NOT a small time stage. There isn't even chili there AT ALL. It's just an all day concert. There is the line up that Jessica was a part of this year....Alan Jackson, Jason Aldean, Little Big Town, Justin Moore.

    Hardly a line up of nobodies. I don't even like Jessica Simpson, BUT i do like the South Florida Chili Cookoff!

  • kickassbadboy

    omg jessica, what happened to you my dear? i used to go nuts over that body of yours huhuhuhu

  • 8 inches

    Caption Contest: "Jessica Simpson loses career. Gains appetite."

  • Shenanighans

    LOL, at "4AM"

  • m

    I thought she was going out with Tony Romo how can he let this happen? Maybe she ate him I havent seen him in the news lately.

  • Katie

    Bwahahahaha.... M - you just made my day.

  • master yoda

    Say what you will, i'll take her over Coleen Rooney or Shuana Sand any day.

  • 4AM

    ATK: It's a CHILLI COOKOFF. That means her show was a secondary attraction to a spicy ground beef stew. The mom jeans don't help, either.

  • ATK

    Are you mentally retarded? If this is anything like the DC101 Chili Cookoff - and from its website, it certainly appears to be - it's a huge, annual event that's run by a large, regional radio station, sponsored by numerous local and national businesses, and charges a rather significant price for admission. It's not a farmer's market.

  • He is bomba!!

  • Shenanighans

    Thats right, fame slowlyyyyy slide away so i can book you for a "birthday" party soon.

  • Alan

    What's the problem? She's clearly a size two.


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