Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bardot nightclub (12/29)

I guess when you're the only breadwinner in your family, you're allowed to be a bitch sometimes. From the National Enquirer:
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren left their baby at home on De. 29 and hit Hollywood's Bardot. But Jess was NOT happy with Cash's overenthusiastic reaction to the women in the club's burlesque show - and they left immediately after it ended. (Print Edition - 1/19)
If you're Cash Warren, you better thank Allah every single second of the day that you somehow ended up with Jessica Alba. And if some $8 an hour bar floozy throws her pasty/flabby ass in your direction, you better turn the other cheek and coo into Jessica's ear how lucky you are to be with her. Then, when her postpartum depression is just starting to abate, dump her ass with that newborn and get yourself some fresh poon. Just saying . . . Jessica's almost 30. I mean, who wants to date a 30-year-old? That's just gross.

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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
  • tonyd

    Jessica ,WELL IF I COULD HAVE JESSICA AND ALL HER PROBLEMS I WOULD SHES BEAUITFUL,SEXY,WEATHER SHE SMILE OR NOT I LOVE ME SOME JESSICA JUST THE WAY SHE IS.HOLD THAT HEAD UP AND KEEP MAKING THE MONEY BABY.

  • Tee-Hee

    Wow, he's looking more and more like Luiz Guzman everyday.

  • monica

    where can i find that leather coat at?!!

  • terry

    beauty ain't shit. It fades fast. look back at all the hot chicks from the early 80' and see them now. Shit changes.

    That relationship won't last. In hollywood, they rarely do. Too much ass and dick. And good ass and dick at that.

  • Von

    maybe she is going through something. A picture only shows a piece of what is going on. She will be alright 30 or not the lady is gorgeous.

  • Dakota



    She could do so much better if she smiled once in awhile.


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