I’m worried about Hef’s girlfriends
Karissa and Kristina Shannon leaving a medical marijuana store in L.A. (1/27)
I’m worried about Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends. I think they may have glaucoma. Or possibly severe arthritis. How else do you explain them leaving a medical marijuana store yesterday in L.A.? There’s no other possible reason. Poor things. They’re so young, too. They’ll certainly be in my thoughts.