I'm worried about Hef's girlfriends

Karissa and Kristina Shannon leaving a medical marijuana store in L.A. (1/27)

I'm worried about Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends. I think they may have glaucoma. Or possibly severe arthritis. How else do you explain them leaving a medical marijuana store yesterday in L.A.? There's no other possible reason. Poor things. They're so young, too. They'll certainly be in my thoughts.

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fizzy

they are nothing on the other girls..

puhhlease... they are gettin into a freakin magna!

and where are their tits?? i mean seriously...?!?!? they are nowhere near bunny worthy material... fuckin tween whoares

wolf5150

Pass the dutchie, you fuckin' hotties.Lets go

smoke out and then we can shave your pussies.

Dr. Greenthumb will refill your prescription.

Just Saying

You just knew they had to be on something, huh?

duce

i know poor lil things, they must need an once a piece to feel better