Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics! (St. Bart's - 1/22)
For years so-called "doctors" have been trying to convince me that babies grow in wombs and come out of vaginas. But I wasn't buying it. And I think I finally have proof they're wrong -- these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio and her impossibly flat stomach yesterday in St. Bart's. She had a baby (or "devil spawn" as I like to call it because it came from her unworthy boyfriend's demon seed) in late August of last year. Obviously that thing was delivered by a stork. Ha! I fucking told you!
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For years so-called "doctors" have been trying to convince me that babies grow in wombs and come out of vaginas. But I wasn't buying it. And I think I finally have proof they're wrong -- these pics of Alessandra Ambrosio and her impossibly flat stomach yesterday in St. Bart's. She had a baby (or "devil spawn" as I like to call it because it came from her unworthy boyfriend's demon seed) in late August of last year. Obviously that thing was delivered by a stork. Ha! I fucking told you!
Actually, she's sporting quite a protuberant belly -- not here because you chose better pictures than the ones I've seen at The Bastardly.
And she should be back to skinny anyway, she's paid for it...duh!
right on!! she sucked that shit out,tucked that tummy...whatev.but her job sorta depends on it so more power to her!the rest of us had to work out for a year solid to get back into shape after a bay.LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS!
So she paid someone to make her look like a teenage boy?
What this country needs are heterosexual fashion designers so we could have models with curves, butts, and real women bodies.
The gay designers only use models that they find sexual.
I could not agree more, finally someone who agrees with me
Do you have any pictures of where the baby came out?
That thing is not a woman... That looks like a Holocaust victim! That's disturbing sick.
Can someone send proof to my wife that this is possible???
Andy, of course if you like fat women, you might think she's an Auschwitz victim. I happen to love them really thin. She's hot. Every man has his preference. Just let us like what we like, and you stay with your fat girls.
Sorry, but I'm not a pedophile who likes to pretend he's straight by paying plastic surgeons to turn females into 14 yr old boys.
Litsa-- get a second job so you can pay for your wife's tummy-tuck and lipo. It IS possible, but YOU have to work for it. She already pushed eight pounds of your progeny out her v-hole, try contributing more than ten or so minutes' worth of thrusting to the cause.
It could be interesting to know the age of
the individual working for CelebSlam and making all these very basic teenager and
annoying comments about women.
It seems he knows nothing about women,
have never date a women,
have never make love to a women,
is not married and have never see a women
gave birth to children.
It is certainly a poor fustrated SLUF !
( Short Little Ugly Fellow )
A photo please to confirm my analysis about the SLUF ?
My comment apply also for all the following
comments.
I am 53yo my wife is 41yo and we are proud parents of two sons of 17yo and 14yo !
I love women for what they are : Women
And this include women of all ages, size,
race, type, etc...
The figure of Miss Ambrosio after having
gave birth to a child is a very simple case
of genetic specific to her parents and ancestors.
It is the "lottery of life" and nothing else !
Alessandra was born in the small town of Erechim, Brazil on April 11, 1981 to petrol station-owner parents.
She is of Italian and Polish descent.
Guy LeVasseur
Guy, I find your reasoning and contentions well thought out and worth considering. Now consider this: my balls resting on our nose.
I'll bet your wife told you to write that.
To 8 inches :
So...if I understand your comment
you are gay !
To Bill Ding :
I am independent and my wife too
I wrote it myself
Oh !
By the way my wife is an ex-Classical
Ballet Dancer, I knew her when she was
an Exotic Dancer to pay her University
Scholarship and she now owns a BellyDance/BollywoodDance school ;
Keep dreaming alone loosers !
Happy Guy LeVasseur
So, if I understand correctly, you married a stripper and now she got too old to make any money, so she now teaches other whores of how to make money sucking dicks in champagne rooms?
Fuck, you're a lucky guy!
What is a "looser"?
Someboby over 21yo making totally wrong basic
first degree teenagers comments about women
without having even toutch a women because
he is simply a SLUF !
CelebSlam comments coud me more informative,
elegant and respectfull about the stars they are covering ( men and women ) on their daily reports.
But SLUFs will always be SLUFs !
Guy LeVasseur
Guy, you're a fag, but the real problem is that you're an annoying one.
im a 25 year old WOMAN, and im not offended by what nick writes.are the comments sometimes immature?of course,but come on,hes a guy.tits and ass and all that. honestly? I bypass tmz and all that bc nick writes some seriously funny things. if you want celeb coverage thats all classy and such..go read Oprah magazine,and dont come on Celebslam.
thank you aimee. people are such assholes. Guy whtatever the hell your name your wifes a whore! I LOVE NICK!!!
Nick rocks, Lista's the douche.
Oh, and Guy. We can't forget poor sancitmonious, grammatically-challenged Guy.
Hottie!! I hope MY stomach looks that good after a baby LOL
Hey jack, Sound's like you might have a subconscious thing for young boy's.cowbulls,Spelled it all out in his post.You should read it!
Good god, she has a Pretty body !!
haven't you people ever heard? fighting online is like winning the special olympics...even if you win, you're still a retard. she has a personal trainer, chef, and good genes. Unless you're married to a female with access to all of the above, don't expect the same results from your woman.
are you gay?
She has a bony ass! Toooooo skinny to be sexy!