Hilary Duff probably cheating on her boyfriend
Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff in the Bahamas (1/22)
Attention Hilary Duff’s boyfriend Mike Comrie: She’s probably cheating on you with that pussy from The Notebook (that one movie where Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams die in each other’s arms at the end) . . . I’m sorry you had to find out this way. I mean about The Notebook. I just assumed you had already seen it. My bad. From the National Enquirer:
Former Disney child stars Hilary Duff and Ryan Gosling exchanged phone numbers after flirting openly all night at Hollywood’s Bardot on Jan. 5. Hilary’s hockey player boyfriend (Mike Comrie) might not like that! (Print Edition – 1/26)
Wait, that guy’s a hockey player? I thought hockey players were supposed to be big and strong and intimidating. Look at the guy. He doesn’t even know how to properly drag a woman away. Everyone knows you have to wrap your arms around the torso for even weight distribution. You try pulling a woman into your cargo van with your arms wrapped around her shoulders like that. Am I right fellas or am I right! High five!