Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner, and Crystal Harris
I guess Hugh Hefner's getting bored with the twins. The Playboy founder is now dating a third girl, 22-year-old college student Crystal Harris. From the New York Daily News:
CREEPY FACT: If you combine their ages, Hef's three girlfriends still aren't as old as him (82 vs. 60)
I guess Hugh Hefner's getting bored with the twins. The Playboy founder is now dating a third girl, 22-year-old college student Crystal Harris. From the New York Daily News:
"I'm a good girl, for the most part," new Hef gal pal Crystal Harris writes on her MySpace page. (The 34-25-34 San Diego State University psychology student and PETA supporter lists "the rain, the seasons, fast cars, good food, volunteering, great company, caring and honest people, the ocean and animals" among her interests.)If someone who takes off her clothes for money, sleeps with an octogenarian, and engages in group sex is a "good girl," I'd hate to see a bad one. Other things Crystal might want to start listing as her interests: Changing bed pans, shopping for Fixodent, and dying a little bit more on the inside each day.
Harris introduced herself on an E! online message board over the holidays, telling fans that "Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion." No other girlfriends are in the mix at this time, she says, but "there are a couple that we have interest in. ... As for now, it is just us three." (Source)
CREEPY FACT: If you combine their ages, Hef's three girlfriends still aren't as old as him (82 vs. 60)
What's with his blonde fixation?
Ok this is gross...he's old as dirt and is a 2 second lay. Those blondes are gross because they are filled w/ plastic from head to toe! OMG it just came to me....so really all heff the deaf has done is buy him some upgraded love dolls like other people buy people as gag gifts for birthdays. Really would these plastic piggies have anything to do w/ him unless he had major coin??? Not likely though I must say the 4 of them deserve each other and are a match made in heaven!
His penis doesn't work anymore, but he doesn't want us to know it.
what's with all the hating? you go Hef buddy, I wish I could get that much hot tail now, let alone when I'm old and gray...
Ewwwwwww!!! I pray they never get any happiness! They sound like extreme lowlifes. I wonder what "the twins" parents think of them. What am I thinking? They probably don't give a shit about them as evident in the self-centered whores they turned out to be.
i'd hit it. meaning him. and that one twin by his head is hotter than the other. i thought he'd pick twins that weren't kickface.
That old, Depends-wearing, Viagra-popping dude sure gets a lot of p*ssy, and these young fame-hungry whores are just throwing themselves at him. That idiot Holly learned a hurtful lesson, as she no longer believes that some "one foot in the grave" old rich guy is going to squander his fortune on her by getting her pregnant and marrying her.
they all look average, and all look the same he needs some variety
love the brown roots, you can barely tell they are not real blonds