Brooke Hogan's career is really taking off

"Look at me! Hey everyone! Look at me!"

Brooke Hogan: Coming soon to a Surreal Life: Season 22 near you! From the St. Petersburg Times:

What would you do if we didn't give you a periodic Brooke Hogan update? Shrivel up and blow away, we're thinking, so we have to tell you that Brooke and her VH1 handlers are shooting an episode of Brooke Knows Best at the Florida State Fair on Feb. 6. Buy your tickets now!

Wilson Media tells tbt* and The Juice* that the deal is "90 percent done," but Hogan is "due to wrestle" Rick Flair's son in a circus tent after the last show of the day by Circus Hollywood. Now that shows some promise. (Source)

Of course she's wrestling a dude. Having Brooke Hogan wrestle another female would be about as lopsided as Tori Spelling's tits. The only things missing from this circus tent event are hungry alligators, flame throwing midgets, and dignity. Let's just hope for Brooke's sake that if she tries a flying suplex, her chest holds up better than the front end of her brother's car.

[WENN]

Jaguar

Holy $hit, when I saw that pic I thought that was MAMA Hogan!

Shenanighans

Id hit it, and then pile drive into the mat. "I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man..."

Dan

Would love to see her pose nude

Tiffany

she got a good boob job they look natural. I know someone will comment & say "oh they are real" look at her before and after. No woman can grow 3 whole cup sizes w/o gaining like 200 lbs in the process. Too bad about her face though.

wolf5150

Tori's tits are lopsided, but Brooke's titties look pretty good from here.She does have more testosterone flowing in her than

Mcdonalds' has fries, but I'm not going to let that stop me.

Chunkymonkey

I like tits