Being Tommy Lee is fun

Tommy Lee at Karu & Y nightclub in Miami (10/31)

He gets to party with topless groupies after every Mötley Crüe show. Awww no fair! Lee told Playboy:

"You must remove one article of clothing - your pants, your top - or else you are not allowed in my dressing room. That gets the fucking party started so quick. Everyone's walking around topless." (Source)

It must be nice to be Tommy Lee and actually have chicks listen when he demands that they take off their tops. When I do it, I just get served with yet another letter telling me to stay 500 yards away from the nursing home. Let this be a lesson to today's male youth: If you want to see naked girls all day, all you've got to do is become a ~~rockstar~~ ~~surf the internet~~ grow an 11 inch cock.

[WENN]

you're a fucktard, go back int

read above.

Meat n' Potatoes

Hey Celeb Writer(s):

Yer using the strike-through text incorrectly, otherwise, the joke doesn't work. You leave the words meant, and strike through the ones you don't; reverse and have "rockstar" and put lines through the funny shit. Duh! (put through "grow an 11-inch cock".

Mylowe Wooley

It IS fun to be Tommy Lee, especially when you've got a horse cock and you've stuck it in the likes of Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, and countless other women over the years!

anon

Whose dick is bigger - Tommy Lee's or Samantha Ronson's? Tommy's got it goin' on, but there's a reason Lindsay is sticking with Sam.

5.5 inches

I'm halfway there!