Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia (1/7)

Crack isn't the only thing that might kill Amy Winehouse this year. It was learned on Wednesday that she's one of a handful of British celebs on a terrorism hit list. From NME:

Reports have emerged today (January 7) claiming that Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson have been included on a "terror target" hit list made in reaction to the current conflict in the Gaza region. The Sun said comments were made on the forum of Ummah.com. A post on the forum apparently called for users to compile "a list of top Jews we can target", which included both Winehouse and Ronson's names. British anti-terror expert Glen Jenvey told The Sun that the comments should be taken seriously.

"The Ummah website has been used by extremists," he said. "Those listed should treat it very seriously. Expect a hate campaign and intimidation by 20 or 30 thugs." (Source)

Good for Amy. This is the first kind of "Hit List" she's been on in months. Actually, threatening to "target" Amy Winehouse might be the best recruiting idea terrorist organizations have had since 1983.* Who wouldn't want to join in? I'd enlist if I weren't allergic to explosions and women with more facial hair than me. If taking out Amy will end the war in Gaza, there's only one sensible thing for her to do: become a martyr.
 
*1983 was the year Michael Bolton's first CD was released. Not many people know this but he's actually a creation of Al Qaeda used to build up hate and anger against the West.

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