A-Rod and Madonna ruined Seinfeld's house

Yes they're both Seinfeld's. And the baseball field.

According to the New York Post, A-Rod and Madonna had a romantic rendezvous last weekend at Jerry Seinfeld's charming little mansion in East Hampton:

Madonna has resumed her "affair of the heart" with Alex Rodriguez. Madge spent last weekend with the Yankee slugger - and Joe Torre target - at the East Hampton home of Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, sources said. (Source)

Aw gross, you know A-Rod and Madonna totally did it, probably in Seinfeld's home gym. Good luck trying to wash the skank off that lat pulldown machine. And that ten pound dumbbell. You don't even want to know where that thing's been. The way I see it, Jerry really only has one option to sanitize his house and it involves a huge insurance policy and ten or so gallons of gasoline.

Acemeister79

Madonna - a hideous no talent skank with man-hands.

ntvnat

No wonder that fatass Perez Hilton didn't touch this story (he regularly orgasms over her). She's an old, STD-riddled, home-wrecking whore. Nothing to be proud of here. She's like a gimp horse. And you KNOW what happens to them!

But, seriously, no. I love Madonna and wish her all the happiness in the world. :-)

I hope the cu|nt didn't circumutilate her son adopted African son David w/ all that kooky faux-Jewish religion she's into.

William

This story would be a lot better if it was about Julia Louis-Dreyfus fucking someone.

Obama Bin Biden

BWAHAHAHA!!! Funniest thing I've read all day.