January 2009 Archives

Evangeline Lilly bikini pics!

Evangeline Lilly in Oahu, Hawaii (Sept. 2005)

Eva Longoria outside her restaurant Beso in Hollywood (1/27)

+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]

+ I'd love to give Jessica Alba a massage [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Elisha Cuthbert's Hotness Isn't That Complex [Egotastic!]
+ Now that is a short skirt! [The Blemish]
+ Mischa Barton upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Rosario Dawson's sexy Esquire outtakes [Popoholic]
+ A montage of hot girls getting pranked [Holy Taco]
+ Danielle Lloyd is a slut [Attuworld]
+ Joselyn Reyes is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

Tommy Lee has a nice house

Tommy Lee's 8,000+ square foot house in Calabasas, California. The rocker paid $5.85 million for the home last year.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

Kim Kardashian comes to Jessica Simpson's defense

It's the story that will not die!!! From Kim Kardashian's blog:

I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I'm hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain.

I think it's absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this! LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high waisted jeans!

She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!

I am probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???

You're fat.

Jessica Simpson's new Size 8 ass

OK, this confirms it. Pete Wentz has a vagina and a HUGE one at that. From US Weekly:

Pete Wentz is defending sister-in-law Jessica Simpson -- who shocked fans at a weekend chili cook-off with a fuller figure.

"I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general, and I think it's a bummer," the Fall Out Boy told Extra from the NFL Pepsi Smash Super Bowl Bash in Tampa, Florida Thursday, when asked about Simpson's new curves.

"It's bad for young women," Wentz added. "I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that's a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man." (Source)

It's time to get serious here for a second. As much I don't like the guy, Pete has a great point and the sooner we all realize it, the better off we'll be as a society. Trust me, I know this from experience. Where I'm from, FairyTaleLand, real beauty isn't measured by such things as hot tits, hot asses, and hot skinny waists.

Michael Lohan needs to shut the fuck up

Michael Lohan is not pleased that his daughter Lindsay and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson are back together after briefly splitting up earlier this month. Being the responsible and caring father that he is, he went to his blog to plead with anyone and everyone to help break them up. Of course he did.

PLEASE HELP!!!

Like I said in the past, "if I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children," I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me.

With that said, after seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay's freedom from SaMANtha's bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay"s life, things have taken a dark turn.

While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.

Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay"s presence? Did SaMANtha's fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren't because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?!

When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn't happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it?

Well, as you can see, I'm not going to sit back and let it slide.

I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.

Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha. Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!

I like the part where instead of writing Samantha, he wrote SaMANtha. Get it? A clever one that Michael Lohan. As most family therapists know, implying your daughter's girlfriend is a man is the first step to winning back her trust.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Russell James portrait book release party at Stephan Weiss Studio in New York (1/28)

Nicky Hilton leaving B2V Salon in West Hollywood (1/29)

Wow, Nicky Hilton has really let herself go. It's sad to see. She must have really taken advantage of the holidays.

Khloe Kardashian is single, hungry

Alas, the tumultuous relationship that wasn't splashed across tabloids worldwide or talked about on entertainment shows on a near daily basis  is over. Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend, what's his name, cheated on her. From Life & Style:

It's all over between Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend, Minnesota Timberwolves guard Rashad McCants. On Tuesday, Khloe told visitors to her Web site, “Rashad and I are still very much together.” On Wednesday, however, while on a trip to Minneapolis to watch Rashad play, she discovered that he’s been cheating, an insider tells Life & Style.

“Khloe was devastated when she discovered evidence that Rashad was cheating with girls online," the insider says. “She confronted him, and he reacted angrily and tried to deny the story at first before admitting that it was true. He’d been hooking up with girls over Facebook for the past two weeks.”

Khloe and Rashad, both 24, had been dating for six months. “I was so shocked; I thought I was in a committed relationship,” Khloe tells Life & Style. “I'm a little upset today, but I'll get over it. I'm going to Tampa tomorrow with my sisters to host Super Bowl parties and we are going to party the pain away.”

Don't be too sad Khloe - there's plenty of other fish in the sea. And, if you get lucky, some of those fish may even be fried and served with a side of buttermilk mashed potatoes.

Jessica Simpson at LAX earlier this month

Jessica Simpson is being sued for $10 million by an exercise company pissed that she fucked-up the taping of a workout video. Because that's what drunk people do, you see. They fuck things up. From Radar Online:

Jessica reportedly showed up "tipsy" for the "Speedfit system" taping, prompting papa Joe Simpson to ultimately block retailing of the vid.

"Jessica was a mess during that shoot," an insider reveals. "They asked her to come back and re-shoot, but she refused, and that's why she's facing a lawsuit now." (Source)

Someone else that should be suing Jessica for breach of contract: Tony Romo. He signed on to date the Jessica Simpson from The Dukes of Hazzard, not the Jessica Simpson from the Anna Nicole Smith tribute. Of course, her weight issue today is probably an unintended consequences of her screwing up that video. You could say karma caught up with Jessica . . . and when it finally reached her, she topped it with hot fudge and ate it. Mmmmmm, delicious karma.