Tila Tequila wants to adopt
I honestly don't know how this is legal but Tila Tequila wants to adopt a baby boy. At her book signing(!) in New York on Monday, Tila told Us Weekly:
"I definitely want to adopt a boy. Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing. But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything." (Source)
I've got a better idea. Find the kid that Tila was gonna adopt. Give him a stick and a parachute. Fly over Darfur and push him out. At least then he'd have a fighting chance at survival. If Tila's allowed to adopt this kid, she'll see him as no more than a fashion accessory to be paraded in front of the paparazzi. Hell, she'd probably keep him in a drawer.
[WENN]
She's not only uninteresting, she's REALLY unattractive. Why do you keep posting stuff about Loser Tequilla?
Another billion? She must be counting Semel's dad's money. Cause I'm pretty sure her own bank account might be good for a suitcase of black label and that's about it.
I guess one of them has to be the "man" in the relationship....
Mom must be real proud !
What's up with all these celebs with mental problems purchasing children? Mental mom, no dad = recipe for disaster.
Hey ROSIE ODONELL has a adopted child and wants a gun for this childs bodyguard yet wants all gun owners sent to jail WE SEE THROUGH YOUR HYPOCRACY MS ODONNELL
Her head is giantic!!!!
I am seeking a famewhore injunction against Celebslam to prevent you from posting any further articles about famewhores. The list includes, but is not limited to, Tila, Paris, any and all Hills girls, and last (but not least), Spencer Pratt.