Scarlett Johansson selling her germs
Good news for those of you that have always wanted to catch a cold from Scarlett Johansson. The actress is auctioning off one of her used tissues on eBay. Bidding has reached $2200 with three days to go:
During her 12/17/08 appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Scarlett Johansson blamed her cold on The Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson, saying she caught it from him. She believed that for this reason her cold had some "value." During her appearance on The Tonight Show, she blew her nose into a tissue provided by Jay Leno. All proceeds of this sale will benefit USA Harvest, the charity of Scarlett Johansson's choice. (Source)
What has this world come to when someone would pay $2200 for a celebrity's mucus? What a real freak. Guy needs to seriously consider getting help. I mean, I wouldn't pay more than $2150 for that tissue. I'll probably raise my offer but not until she throws in some used toilet paper and a Q-tip or two -- yes, you could say I'm a savvy investor.
This is f**ked up.
She is one of the most self-important celebrity bitches I have ever seen. Who else would blow her nose into a tissue and think someone actually wants to buy it? I would love to see her fall flat on her face in a mud puddle (or fall flat on her face in a movie)
Next thing you know she'll be selling her used tampons.
This is really, really, REALLY F*CKED UP!