Ashlee Simpson fell in love with Pete Wentz's penis first
Remember how your parents met after those nude cell phone pics of your dad were leaked to the Internet? The same thing happened with Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Awww, how romantic. From the New York post:
FALL Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz may have been embarrassed by the nude photos of him that surfaced back in 2006, but they ultimately landed him a nice consolation prize: wife Ashlee Simpson. "She just called me up and made me feel a lot better," he tells Details. (Source)
The worst part about this story is you KNOW after reading it you're going to think about Google Image Searching "Pete Wentz Naked." Let me save you some time, effort, and sleepless nights: Don't! Yes, I know it's tempting, and you're probably wondering what a semi-famous chick would find appealing about a dude that dresses like a sad Japanese bukkake actress, but just trust me when I say, "What's been seen, cannot be unseen."
Okay fine, here's the goddamn link (I'm NOT making it clickable; seriously, you really need to think about this): http://www.duuh.com/history/pete-wentz-nude-cellphone-4.jpg
Never saw this before today. If that's fully erect and it's all he's got, then I don't understand what she got excited over. Her previous boyfriend must have had a tiny little button mushroom dick. Hopefully, that's a limpy being pulled straight and gets much bigger under the proper circumstances.
I'm confused, those two guys have different tattoos above their dicks. It's supposed to be the same guy???
DD -- Its Pete.
Alknowingone -- Its bigger than it looks. ^_~