Pete Wentz loves Ashlee Simpson's boobs
Pete Wentz's favorite thing about new wife Ashlee "don't call me Ashley" Simpson? Her personality Her sense of humor Her eyeshadow that he always borrows Her boobs. Pete told the Daily 10:
"I would start with the breasts . . . Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don't understand each other. I would say that we fit together kind of like Lego pieces, and that's how we're able to communicate. She's always there for me, she always has my back no matter what. If I have to leave at 6 a.m. to go somewhere, she's packing my bag for me. I'm like, 'What are you doing up at 6 a.m.?' and she's packing my bag." (Source)
There's a good reason Ashlee's boobs are Pete's favorite thing: unlike her voice, nose, and chin, they're the only thing she has that are real. Pete better enjoy his wife's post-pregnancy boobs while he can, because in a couple of months her cans are gonna start sagging lower than her last album sales.
NOTE: My favorite thing about Ashlee? Her sister's boobs.
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Can't blame the man for that. But he better have fun while she still has prego boobs.
"unlike her voice, nose, and chin, they’re the only thing she has that are real." AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH so true, i love you!!!!!!!!
Oh, please. How can that creepy little bastard wear pants that small and not love the cock? His beard does have nice tits, though.
Remember that these are the two idiots who named their child "Bronx Mowgli." Enough said.
She is just a talentless, lip-synching, fame-hungry moron. And so is L'il Petey.
I would love to see her pose nude
pete is bipolar which always makes for exciting drama asslee is as dull and boring as her sister, whats her name
Since when was Pete Wentz even considered a celebrity??