Paris Hilton and her new pink Bentley

She hired West Coast Customs to paint it pink. Ugh. Paris told The Sun:

"I've just always wanted a pink car. I think when you're a little girl and you have the Barbie corvette you're always like: 'Oh I wish I had a car like this one day.' So I think it just comes from being a fan of Barbie for so long. This is a car that I cannot drive every single day but I will be driving a lot." (Source)

Paris wants to be like Barbie? The only thing Paris and Barbie have in common are vaginas that aren't anatomically correct -- Barbie's is smooth and Paris' resembles an old barrel. If Paris is really looking for headline grabbing attention, she doesn't need to be seen in a pink Bentley worth $200K, she needs to be seen in a library. Besides, Paris could never be confused with Barbie. Barbie was with one guy for decades . . . Paris is with one guy per lap dance.