Mariah Carey and her big jugs ruined Christmas

"I'm sorry but Mommy and Daddy can't buy presents this year because Nick Cannon didn't pull out." From the New York Daily News:

Mariah Carey's pregnancy has forced her to scrap plans for an upcoming tour, says an insider. "Costume designers and dancers were all called Wednesday and told the tour is off," said the snitch. "Most were hysterically crying because they were relying on her for a paycheck this holiday season." A rep for the songstress said "a tour was discussed, but nothing was confirmed." (Source)

ariah's dancers and costume designers need to put things into perspective. If it weren't for another pregnancy -- the Virgin Mary's -- they wouldn't be celebrating "the holidays" at all. Something else they need to put into perspective: their career choice. Now that their holiday money is gone, I guess you could say the people that work for Mariah are a lot like the people that live in North Korea. Both work under an unstable dictator and both will find themselves eating tree bark this Christmas.

[WENN]