Mariah Carey might be pregn -- boobs!

ariah Carey's pregnant? Sure, why not. From the New York Post:

Mariah Carey's wish may finally be coming true. Spies in LA saw the songbird (above) coming out of a well-known ob/gyn's office on North Crescent Boulevard, "clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers. She was ebullient." It was the same type of paper that Minnie Driver was holding when she found out she was pregnant at the same doctor's office. Carey, who wed Nick Cannon this year in a quickie Bahamas ceremony, has made no bones about wanting a child. (Source)

Who cares if Mariah Carey is breeding. The only thing anyone is interested in her making these days is music videos . . . in skimpy outfits . . . ten years ago . . . without the music. The person most affected by this pregnancy? Nick Cannon. Soon he'll not only have to kiss one ass . . . but change the Huggies covering the other.

NOTE: For the baby's sake, I hope it isn't silicone intolerant.

[WENN]