Madonna leaving Bar Secreto in Sao Paulo, Brazil (12/22)

Madonna's been getting awfully cozy with a young Brazilian model during the South American legs of her Sticky & Sweet tour. A week ago, the singer shot a layout for W magazine in Rio de Janeiro with "smoking hot" model Jesus Luz (New York Post's words, not mine . . . I'm not gay or anything but he seems more "hunky" to me). Madonna was so impressed with the model that she invited him on tour. According to the Brazilian website Glamurama:

"Everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards." (Source)

Am I missing something here? I know Madonna's rich and all but for god's sake, look at her. Look at that hand. Imagine that veiny thing grabbing for your penis. I guarantee you I would black out.



[WENN]