Madonna to pay ex-husband Guy Ritchie at least $76 million

Remember all those reports about how Guy Ritchie didn't want one cent of Madonna's $400 million+ fortune? Remember how you thought to yourself, "WTF? But Madonna's a bitch. Guy should take her to the cleaners." Guess what? He did. From the Associated Press:

Madonna has settled her divorce with ex-husband Guy Ritchie for at least 50 million pounds ($76 million), the singer's spokeswoman said Monday.

Liz Rosenberg told The Associated Press the settlement was in the range of 50 million to 60 million pounds ($76 million to $92 million) as part of their divorce agreement, a figure she said included the value of the couple's country home, Ashcombe House in western England. Rosenberg said the couple's west London pub — the Punchbowl — would also remain with Ritchie.

"I'd assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement," Rosenberg said. (Source)

Almost a quarter of her fortune? Ouch. You know, there's a part of me that almost feels sorry for Madonna. Oh wait . . . no there's not. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[Splash News]