"My kung fu style will defeat you!"

I'll give you ten bucks if you can say the words "Jessica Simpson" and "in college" and not immediately laugh. From the New York Post:

Jessica Simpson wants to head off to college to study theology - and watching TV was her inspiration. "I've been contemplating taking a college course in religion," the bubblehead told Marie Claire. "I love religion. I remember whenever the book 'The Da Vinci Code' came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times." (Source)

Of course the TV show inspired Jessica because you know bitch didn't read that book. The thing didn't have one picture to color inside of it. Interestingly, Jessica also revealed that "watching Hello Kitty re-runs all day has also made me want to become a veteranari . . . veteranari . . . vegetarian." There's only one reason why I hope Jessica actually goes to college: Fraternity Wet T-Shirt Contests.

On a side note: I watched Blonde Ambition last week and am now also "contemplating" . . . suicide.

[INFDaily.com]