Jessica Alba shopping in Hollywood (12/13)
Why sad? Because that's Jessica Alba in those unsexy mom jeans. Damn you Cash Warren. Damn you to hell for doing this to her. You better hope I don't ever run across you in a dark alley someday because you are so gonna get the dirtiest look.
[Flynet]
umm, seems you wouldn't know mom jeans if they bit you in the @55!
What Cash did to that girl is criminal. In the old days there would be a public hanging for ruining such a perfect woman. Now all us perverts have to find another celebrity ass to fantasize about. Any suggestions???
1. Megan Fox
2. Hayden Panties or whatever her last name is
3. Bar Refeali
4. Audrina Patridge
5. Other suggestions??
Why assume poor (but lucky!) Cash is to blame? I think I know who wears the blue pants in that household!!
But just to play along with Jack's misguided notion then, hmm, how about Nicole Scherzinger? Or Kim Kardashian?
Not in the same league as our "Fantastic" Jessica but scrumptious!!
lol, come on, she looks awesome! And look at Honor, she's got mommy's lips, weheeey, my sons have a chance!
Who cares? She is La Raza, a racist type who wanted a brown baby. How about a healthy baby? She once claimed not to care about the race issue, suggesting she was an American. Well, La raza.......is her new motto.....
I never thought she had a ratable ass. I nominate
1. Jessica Biel
2. Kelly Preston
3. Cindy Crawford