Jerry Seinfeld has a nice house
Jerry Seinfeld's mansion and guest home in East Hampton, New York. Yes, that's his baseball field.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
*weeping*
*sobbing*
What no tennis court and nonolympic pool doesn't even have a diving board. Jerry I think you can do a lot better than that.
What's the deal with the big guest house? Does he have big guests?
I don't need to see his house to hate him. His Microsoft commercials took care of that.
It's probably filled with nothing
Do I count seven chimneys? Talk about superfluous! All this, from a show about nothing.
*sobs with snow ball*
...but, is he the Master of Those Domains?
I just saw the guest and was like...well thats not bad...then i scrolled down and realized it was the guest house, and not the main house.
Che casaaaaaaa
If there was only someplace in America away from prying eyes , where one could house the battlefield fighters at Gitmo could stay while awaiting trial ?
I did the EXACT same thing Kevin did.
I thought I was supposed to just admire the nice setting and pretty good chunk of land...joke's on me!
Good one Seinfeld, your best one yet...dickhead.
Speaking of baseball fields, what's the deal with astroturf? - Is that like a surf and turk for the family dog of the Jetsons?- Speaking of the Jetsons, what's the deal with...ah nevermind!
turf*
surf and turf*
- this is what you cause me to do Seinfeld.
seinfeld is a god.
Especially frustrating is the fact that even his blue waste container, in front of the guest house, is actually bigger than my home --setting aside his actual living quarters.
I still can't believe that his driveway is fuckin' Dirk Diggler dick long.
his guests probably have to DRIVE to his house, it's that far away. and seriously...a guest house? there's not enough room in his house for them?
Come on Jerry, the ball field doesn't even have a home run fence!