December 2008 Archives

Paris Hilton at the Wayne Cooper Boutique in Melbourne, Australia (12/29)

Tightasses in Australia are up in arms over Paris Hilton's $139-a-minute shopping spree earlier in the week. Shortly after her arrival in Melbourne on Monday, Paris dropped $5560 in 40 minutes of shopping at the trendy Wayne Cooper Boutique. From the Melbourne Herald Sun: 

World Vision Australia chief Tim Costello said Hilton's spree would have been enough to feed a Third World village.

"In World Vision terms, $5000 would ensure that a village of 2000 people in Africa or Asia would have clean water for the rest of their lives," Mr Costello said.

Open Family social worker Les Twentyman said Hilton's spree was disgraceful.

"It is quite obscene spending money like that. Some people are homeless and thousands of people a week are losing their jobs and it is quite obscene in some ways," Mr Twentyman said. (Source)

Amazing. In 40 minutes Paris spent enough money to feed an entire Third World village. Even more remarkable: In 30 minutes she could have serviced that same village.* In all seriousness, if Paris really wants to save humanity, she doesn't need to donate to relief agencies. She needs to set her uterus on fire.

*Maybe she already has

Eddie Murphy vacationing in St. Bart's (12/28)

+ Brandy has some nice sweater puppies [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Is that Samantha Ronson or a dude with Lohan? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Lily Allen Topless Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Bill Clinton caught with a raging boner [College Humor]
+ Oxana Fedorova makes one-pieces look sexy [Holy Taco]

+ Angelina Jolie's uterus has had enough [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Kristen Bell has no gag reflex [Popoholic]
+ Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick got scammed [A Socialite's Life]
+ Kanye West needs a Xanax or something [Dlisted]

+ Boobies Boobies Boobies [Double Viking]
+ Kim Kardashian needs to rethink her New Year's resolution [F-Listed]
+ USC football players are morons [Busted Coverage]
+ Top 10 women that should play the next Catwoman [Attuworld]

Catrinel Menghia

Romanian model Catrinel Menghia

Pamela Anderson at Malibu Beach (12/28)

+ Naomi Campbell is dating a billionaire [Drunken Stepfather]

+ J.Lo's rep denies marital troubles [Lossip]
+ Billie Piper Topless Breastfeeding Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Maria Kirilenko (hot tennis player) wears underwear [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Why does Lohan always look so surprised to see the paparazzi? [NewsToob]

+ Miley Cyrus gives her thoughts on the Israeli-Palestinian crisis [Holy Taco]
+ A true hottie in the wild [Double Viking]
+ Britney made a New Year's resolution [ICYDK]
+ Valda Silva is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

[Flynet]

Giorgio Armani in St. Bart's (12/29)

I really hope I don't come off as gay here but I would totally fuck Giorgio Armani. What a piece of ass.

Britney Spears dating Sandip Soparrkar?

Britney Spears is rumored to be dating Bollywood dance instructor Sandip Soparrkar. Various sources are claiming that Britney even flew to India over Christmas to spend time with him. The two met last year during production of the music video for Britney's single Womanizer. A source told the Daily Mirror:

"It's early days but their romance is going from strength to strength. Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they're determined to have a relationship just like any other couple. Sandip is very down to earth and keeps Britney grounded. He's also quite spiritual and sensitive, which is a side of him she adores. For Christmas, Sandip - or Sandy as Britney calls him - presented her with a traditional Indian sari. She wore it during a candlelit dinner. The pair were whispering and giggling all night. Sandy ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was nicking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute." (Source)

After K-Fed and Adnan, you'd think Britney would come to a realization about office romances. They don't work. Also not working? That pack of flavored condoms Britney keeps in her nightstand. Seriously, they always end up in her mouth. She thinks they're gum.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer probably possibly getting married. Maybe.

The National Enquirer claims that Jennifer Aniston is planning a wedding at her Beverly Hills home next year. I wonder if she's told John Mayer yet? "Surprise, we're getting married!" An insider told the mag:

"Although Jen recently denied having marriage plans in an interview, those closest to her know she will be getting married next year and is trying to keep her wedding a secret. Since this is her second time down the aisle, Jen wants a less formal, more intimate ceremony with no more than 100 guests. It's going to be at her Beverly Hills home, which she recently moved into. John is writing a love song for Jen as a wedding present, which he'll play during the ceremony."

After the reception, they hope to jet off to Punta Mita, Mexico, for
a honeymoon, the source added. (Print Edition - 12/29)

Jen's "trying to keep her wedding a secret"? This is Jennifer Aniston we're talking about, right? The same woman that pleads for privacy and then prattles on to interviewers about every detail of her personal life? With a mouth as big as her's, I'm surprised the exact locations of her wedding and honeymoon haven't been accidentally leaked yet. *Re-reads above article* Oh, wait . . . nevermind.

Daisy Fuentes

Daisy Fuentes at LAX airport (12/29)

Ana Beatriz Barros in the January edition of Men's Vogue (Brazil)

How embarrassing. You'd think with her high-paying modeling job, Ana would at least be able to afford some pants.

Drew Barrymore bikini pics!

Drew Barrymore in Kauai (Feb. 2007)