Holy crap he's old

Not at his lifestyle. At his dancing. Via the New York Daily News:

"He is cool out there because his moves are so uncool," 18-year-old Marston Hefner tells Playboy. "He's a disco inferno from another planet!"

Cooper, 17, wasn't as kind as his big bro: "He's utterly confused, moving his body - the fast shuffles, the crazy elbows - as if he's not sure what he's doing. And all these girls on both sides are freaking on him. It should be awkward, but it isn't for him. It sort of works. Nobody alive can dance like him." (Source)

I don't see what the big deal is. When you're Hugh Hefner, you don't need to know how to dance to impress girls, you just need to know how to undo your zipper. Besides, are Hef's moves on the dance floor really the thing his kids should be the most embarrassed about? I'd put the fact that he has more STDs in him than a medical encyclopedia a little higher on the list. I keed, I keed.

[WENN]