Criss Angel's a pussy

Is Criss "don't call me Chris" Angel trying to sound like a pussy? If so, bravo dude, bravo. Very well played. From People:

The illusionist and his girlfriend, Girls Next Door star Holly Madison, smooched and snuggled together Friday night as they celebrated their joint birthdays at Las Vegas's LAX Nightclub.

"I don't want anything for Christmas," Angel, 41, told People. "I just want Holly, love, health and happiness, and I have all of those things." As for his birthday request, he said, "I'm hoping Holly will just put a bow in her head and that will be my present." (Source)

For once I actually agree with Criss Angel. There's only one thing a guy could possibly want from Holly on his birthday that would be worthwhile: her body . . . oh, and having her teeth, vocal chords, and last boyfriend's denture marks removed. It's kind of sweet to see these two in love. It almost makes you overlook the fact that he's a glorified birthday party clown, and that she used to be a concubine.

[WENN, MavrixOnline]