Elisha Cuthbert and Dion Phaneuf in Maui (5/7)
NHL star and all-around douche bag Sean Avery was suspended today by commissioner Gary Bettman for basically calling his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert a whore. Cuthbert is currently dating Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf and has also been linked to Montreal Canadians defenseman Mike Komisarek. As reporters were gathered around him in the locker room Tuesday morning, Avery said:
"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." (Source)
Sounds like Elisha gets passed around more by NHL players than the puck on a power play. Now don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with "sloppy seconds" -- my hand just had it an hour ago -- I just don't want to date a chick whose last five boyfriends have less teeth than I do . . . combined.
wow I've always like Elisha, I didn't thought she was like that