Cindy Crawford gets tipsy for Darfur
Along with Scarlett Johannson, Bono, the Edge, Guy Ritchie, and George Clooney, Cindy Crawford did her part to stop the genocide in Darfur by getting drunk at a benefit in London last night. WENN says she didn't get back to her hotel until 3:40 AM. Amazingly, Cindy's night wasn't done -- she attended another benefit in her bathroom where she puked into the toilet for human rights in Tibet. So selfless.
Crawfish is such a WASTE OF AIR! She is one of the stupidest talentless bimbos on the PLANET. UGH!
Cindy is known to like the ladies! Her husband also loves the man time like with GEORGEY CLOWNASS!
I would hold her hair out of the way while she puked all night,provided I get to spoon up next to her with my boner after she passes out. I'm pretty sure she won't even remember that i had sex with her,even when she has cumfarts in the morning.
Drunk, sober, running her Liberal mouth, Cindy is still the best looking woman of all time. I would put up with anything to get next to that body. Cindy's curves have curves.
I wonder if Cindy and Enrique had a baby if it would have a mole? hmmm...