"I have this many kids."

Britney Spears' maternal instincts are kicking in again. She allegedly wants another baby and has already asked her ex Kevin Federline to knock her up. Britney's threatening to find another man if Kevin won't do it. Of course she is. A "close source" told the National Enquirer:

"The last thing Kevin wants to see is Britney hook up with some guy and have another baby. He's hoping her career comeback and her upcoming U.S. tour won't allow her the time to start a family again anytime soon."

As for Britney's upcoming tour, the tabloid claims Jamie Spears worked out a deal -- approved by the conservatorship court -- that pays Kevin to travel with Britney and their two sons during the tour. The pay would be on top of the $40k Kevin already receives from Britney in support each month. From the "close source": 

"Kevin hopes to use this time to see whether he and Britney can reconnect and build trust in each other again. They're also talking about going into counseling. It's clear to Kevin that if he doesn't reunite with Britney, she'll have a child with another man -- and that's the last thing he wants. Kevin does want to have more children, so having more kids with Britney is something he's considering." (Print Edition - 12/22)

The way I see it, Britney's dad Jamie has one option to make sure his daughter doesn't get pregnant, thereby forcing a cancellation of the tour and fucking up his grand plans to add a pool house and skeet-shooting range to his estate in Louisiana: a cage. He should literally keep Britney locked in a cage when she's not performing. From the stage to the cage. Hey, that kinda has a nice ring to it. "Britney Spears Stage to Cage Tour 2009, presented by Visa."

[WENN]