Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman are lame
Christina Aguilera and husband Jordan Bratman wore matching outfits last night to her birthday party at Osteria Mozza restaurant in Los Angeles. See Christina's fancy hat? You'll never guess what she has hidden underneath it. HINT: Jordan's balls. Ta da!
UPDATE: I don't care if it's a costume, they're still lame
[Flynet]
Is it just me or does hubby look like a monkey? Jungle love, methinks.
What's with the cane.. did she blow out her vagina?
Have none of you seen A Clockwork Orange?
Jordan Bratman is a chinless wonder. How did he score that hot piece of a*s?
alex de large aka alex the large (with the codpiece)
aka Malcolm McDowell when he was HOT
aka the old dude on heroes
Clockwork Orange people....
With all of her money, you'd think she could buy him a chin....