Benji's too poor for Paris

That thing about Paris Hilton and Benji Madden's split being a test to see if she can stand to be away from him? Nope. She's just a shallow whore. Shock! An "insider" told the National Enquirer:

"When she seriously considered growing old with Benji, Paris just couldn't picture herself with someone she considers an average Joe . . . And while Benji makes a good living in a successful rock band, he's not the millionaire that Paris envisions spending her life with."

The final nail in the coffin came when Paris reconnected with her ex-beau, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, in Miami in mid-November.

"Seeing Stavros reminded Paris of the type of guy she wants to settle down with -- someone who's incredibly rich, well-traveled and who shares her thirst for the high life," added the insider. "Benji just isn't that type of guy." (Print Edition - 12/1)

Let's bottom line this: Paris doesn't want a guy who's rich so he can treat her to the lifestyle she's become accustomed to. She wants a guy that's rich because he's the only one who'll be able to pay for the lifelong STD meds he's going to need. Any Joe Schmo can pick up Advil from Rite Aid, but only a multimillionaire can afford daily treatments of Valtrex, Penicillin, and wart lancing. You know how expensive that shit is?*

*UPDATE: I heard.

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