Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in Hollywood (10/4)
If you're on pins and needles waiting to see the first pics of the baby with the dumb name, I hate to ruin your day but Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz aren't finding any takers. Oh noes! How will they buy a new Range Rover and extra-small jeans for Pete! From the New York Post:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are trying to drum up some cash by selling photos of their baby, Bronx Mowgli - but so far, no takers. A celebrity weekly insider told Page Six, "Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well." (Source)
According to experts, Ashlee and Pete haven't sold their baby pics due, in small part, to the troubled economy, and in large part, because no one cares.
At least we've finally found Waldo.
Why is that so hilarious.. Did they make a baby for mo money?
He looks like he's dressed for anonymous bathroom sex with his pants almost down to his knees.
It is more difficult for the D Listers to pimp their kids.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Wow! Daddy has the shortest legs: body ratio I've ever seen. His legs only account for about 1/3 of his total body length.
have angelina adopt it
I'm surprised that these two idiots were even able to make a baby.
you`re 100% right serendipity. He`s not proportioned right !! His upper body is extremely long. Fucked up isn`t it !!
Nobody cares about your fucking brat
Ashlee think`s he`s the best lookin guy in the world. Believe that ?